Johnny FairplayIn perhaps a message to the guy who claims to be the anti-Christ of Survivor, Johnny Fairplay, his tribe voted unanimously to get his boney ass off the island as the first casualty of this season’s mix of fans and past contestants. Perhaps his teammates didn’t trust him considering he was blabbing about missing his pregnant girlfriend (as opposed to the crying grandma from his infamous lie-for-food scandal that made him the ‘bad boy’ of Survivor) and decided to rid themselves of any chance of possible future shenanigans.

Maybe now, after Danny Bona-douchebag gave him the face plant and now being dissed as the first off the island, his 15 minutes of so-called fame is up.