Paris Gets Hard Time

Posted by admin on May 5, 2007 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

Paris Hilton, in all her glory, gets the opportunity to stay at one of the cheaper hotels in town… jail! Apparently the judge she went before did not watch her show Simple Life (or maybe he did and just couldn’t stand it) nor treat her like the a celebrity when he dished out the 45 day sentence that starts on June 2.
The quintessential party ho had her attorney’s plead for home monitoring and other lesser sentences. But, judgie-poo couldn’t be persuaded and felt the girl-most-famous-for-being-famous needed to go dowwwwwwwn!

I’m sure Paris is looking forward to being gang-raped, wearing a non-flattering uniform, and having to put up with no Paparrazi for a whole 45 days. She’ll never last!

One hilarious part of the proceedings involved Paris’s mom, Kathy, where she was so convinced that her daughter would never receive jail time (a Hilton in jail?! how absurd! We’re just too rich for that!), when the judge handed down the sentence of 45 days mom blurted out “Can I have your autograph?” to the judge. Apparently in an attempt to mock him thinking the judge was looking for notoriety as the ‘Man Who Put Paris In Jail’.

I hope that the Hiltons learned a lesson here…that ‘stupidity’ is not a viable excuse for not abiding to her probation!