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The latest assault on our so-called ‘reality senses’ is the Pickup Artist on VH1. The premise is that this man who labels himself as ‘Mystery’ knows all the secrets of getting into a woman’s pants quicker than you can say ‘Your place or mine?’. So, they line up the typical group of dorks and geeks to let Mystery transform them into smooth talking panty droppers. The setup is simple. Rig a popular bar with some video cameras, teach the geeks a few tricks and set them loose to prey on the hotties in the lounge while the world watches. The geeks are judged for their pickup skills by the master himself. If they don’t stack up then they get sent home..or, as he puts it… ‘the game ends here’. Continue reading Do the chicks really dig that pimp hat?

We have a situation here. We were all told that Paris Hilton, our darling sweetheart of American pop culture, is no longer in jail. Well, according to what was to be good old justice, Paris was to serve 45 days in jail. This was reduced to 23 days due to an advanced notion that she’d be under ‘good behavior’. So, that’s the deal, right? 23 days in jail? It turns out that we’ve been sucker punched. Continue reading Paris Breaks Out Of Jail!

Has anyone seen this person?? Authorities have announced the discovery of this newest terrorist, Rosie Al Bigamoutha O’Donnell. Considered the absolute worst kind of terrorist he/she is considered very dangerous to all Americans. Known for the inability to count correctly, a very loud and obnoxious voice, the inability to shut up and a few additional agonizing sub-human traits. Continue reading New Terrorist Found!

Earl put it quite nicely when they asked him how he felt about Dreamz’s decision to hold onto the immunity idol instead of honoring his obligation to give it to Yau-man. “I just won Survivor!”. Indeed, Dreamz did hand it to Earl by betraying Yau after receiving the $60k truck from Yau in exchange for the immunity idol if they should reach the final four together. ESPECIALLY when he betrays him in front of the entire jury! Continue reading Survivor winner gets a gift

Ok, it’s not official….yet! But unless the pre-teen female gender goes rampant for four hours texting votes for Blake like the little maniacs they are, Jordin should win this going away. The main reason is obvious. Blake is a performer. A visual artist that requires your eyes be focused on his mixed bag of tricks. Which, by the way, ARE entertaining. But, take away the visual and imagine yourself cruising down the road listening to the radio. His voice is not compelling enough to capture your ear and prevent you from switching stations. He’d just come off like another whiney white boy. Jordin, however, would be as commanding as a Whitney or Mariah.. or Christina. CERTAINLY more than a Britney! Continue reading Jordin Sparks Wins Idol!

Not to take anything from Blake, but when it comes to singing talent he’s a third place finisher. But, keeping in mind that…. This!… is American Idol!… where 9 year olds armed with cell phones are making the decisions, the best singers don’t always win ( Clay, Chris, Bo.. anyone?). And, once the smoke clears, it will show that the power of the wallet outweighs the power of the text message when it comes to actual sales. Continue reading Once Again Idol Fans Get It Wrong

Ok, so I thought the last couple of weeks of this season were the best episodes i’ve seen since season 2. Well, this week cooked up more unbelievable surprises as Yau-man has taken this game to a new level. Who would think that the 90 lb. weakling of the bunch would be such a powerful competitor? It just shows that brains can win over brawn. This week’s recap is loaded with surprises! Continue reading Yau-man kicks ass

After this week’s episode it definitely provides a compelling argument. First, though, we have to determine what makes a great Survivor. Basically that’s a list that can be argued amongst the still millions of fans that appreciate the simple complexities of Survivor and what happens to and with people who are thrown together into a melting pot and forced to create a ’society’. My current favorite season was season 2 with Colby, Tina, Mike and the rest where they survived the Outback of Australia. This is back when they really starved people and provided a bit less comforts or survival tools (remember the flood that washed through the camp?). So, here’s my reasons why this season is one of the best. Continue reading Is this the best Survivor ever?

It was disco fever night on Idol as the top four were mentored by none other than Barry Gibb who’s poofed hairdo and falsetto voice ruled the world in the 70’s during the disco revolution. Each contestant was given two song choices in order to shine on this night. Unfortunately in the 70’s Barry had his nuts removed so he could sing that high throughout an entire song (or album for that matter!). The contestants had to make it real instead. Continue reading Jordin Shines In AI Final Four